Tagged Again: Things About Romero

Two Names You Go By:
1. "Smiley"
2. "That Rock in the Yard/on the Shelf"

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. An idiotic grin
2. A fine layer of dust

Two Things You Would Want (or have) in a Relationship:
1. RESPECT!
2. Fun, fun, fun, then some more fun.

Two of Your Favorite Things to Do:
1. Plot my escape.
2. Make faces at the rabbit when no one else is looking.

Two Things You Want Very Badly At The Moment:
1. My FREEDOM!!
2. A martini

Two Longest Car Rides: 1. The ride from my first home (an outlet store of some kind) to my second home (a yard). 2. My stowaway ride from the yard to my current PRISON in this godforsaken Canadian HELL. This ride went on forever, and as I was buried in the trunk I didn't get to see any scenery.

Two Favorite Holidays:
1. The Fourth of July seems fun. Not that I would know - I was always stuck in the yard next to Virgil, who couldn't stand the sound of fireworks.
2. I have heard that Christmas is quite merry. Again, I would not know. The festivities always seem to be indoors.

Two Favorite Beverages:
1. Fresh rainwater (NOT hose water)
2. Martinis. I think. I have never had the pleasure of consuming one.

Two Things About Me You May Not Have Known:
1. I can hear perfectly well, despite my lack of ears.
2.

Two Jobs I Have Had in My Life:
1. Decorative outdoor rock
2. Decorative indoor rock/hostage

Two Movies I Would Watch Over and Over:
1. Joe vs. the Volcano
2. any movie about a rock who strikes it rich, lives the high life, and purchases the Playboy Mansion

Two Places I Have lived:
1. Minnesota
2. Canada. Unfortunately. My mistake.

Two of My Favorite Foods:
I do not actually need to consume food, but if I did I would like to try some caviar and filet mignon.

Two Places I'd Rather Be Right Now:
1. ANYWHERE.
2. Monte Carlo.